Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite like this girl? She was masturbating in the mens room when, …. oh my it’s a pussy. She lifted up her cock and there was a big pussy there. Never mind the shit stains on the toilet paper. This was serious business. Patricia came to remind her that she needs to “Lighten up” or the coach will kick her off the 3d girl team.

Patricia started telling her her life story while she was in the stall. “See, it’s kind of stupid … but .. well. Okay, my old lady took off with some black dude she worked with a few years ago. So the old guy is kind of raising me by himself, y’nknow .. so I kind of feel sorry for him a little.”

“..but he like .. totally refuses to accept the fact that I’m growing up, y’know.. like he bought my uniform based on size larger cause I got boobs. Y’know and he just totally ignores me and buys this one damn front on it. I mean these stupid uniforms are way to small anyway !”